Stefan: "Hi guys, can I get you two something to drink before dinner?"
Straight HOT male guest: "Sure, I'll have a Kettle and Soda."
Stefan: "Great, and what can I get you m'am?"
Straight petite Asian Lady: "I'll have a cock."
Stefan: "Excuse me?"
Straight petite Asian Lady: "A cock."
Stefan: (Shocked and confused, thinking this is a 'menage a' trois' proposal....looks at the straight HOT male guest and says)...."I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand her."
Straight HOT male guest: (with a big smile and answers)..."She'd like a Coke" :-)