" Halloween Party @ Betty's"
John-John "Did you want to see a menu?"
Paris Hilton (drag-queen wannabe :-) "No....I'm just a poor, starving college student that can't afford dinner."
John-John "I guess you couldn't afford a good wig either (smiling)"

"I have two, single, one person, people parties over there" (huh???) -Drew

Customer "What is todays soup?"
Joey "It's our Hearty Vegetable."
Customer " Are there alot of vegetables in it?"

'John Doe' called 911 for his room mate that tried to commit suicide, and said to him...
"I hope you know that you are paying for that ambulance..."